Warning: Once you press done, no one can decrypt this without the password. Not even a site admin.

    pulumi.Run(func(ctx *pulumi.Context) error {
		dev, err := metal.NewDevice(ctx, name, &metal.DeviceArgs{
			Hostname:        pulumi.String(hostname),
			Metro:           pulumi.String(metro),
			OperatingSystem: pulumi.String(slaveOS),
			ProjectId:       pulumi.String(projectID),
			Plan:            pulumi.String(slavePlan),
			// Make equinix store our node info for us
			CustomData:   pulumi.String(string(nodeInfoJSON)),
			BillingCycle: pulumi.String("hourly"),
		})
		if err != nil {
			log.Errorln("Error creating new Device: ", err)
			return err
		}

		/*
			To get this UUID manually:
			Managed to find it in the network logs in browser devtools,
			under a query to the packet.net api with virtual-networks,
			it's the first ID field, in case anyone else (or I) need to find that again

			It's also in the terraform state file, somewhere, apparently. This should be automated later
		*/
		vlan0, err := metal.GetVlan(ctx, admVlan, pulumi.ID("1a2ca742-9beb-48ef-831e-b1d362add9dc"), nil)
		if err != nil {
			log.Errorln("Error Getting admVlan: ", err)
			return err
		}

		// This is horrible, why does pulumi require their own types
		// I do not approve of this, don't do this.
			dev.ID().ToStringOutput().ApplyT(func(devid string) pulumi.Output {
			portattachment, err := metal.NewPortVlanAttachment(ctx, fmt.Sprintf("%v-%v", name, admVlan), &metal.PortVlanAttachmentArgs{
				DeviceId: pulumi.String(devid),
				PortName: pulumi.String("bond0"),
				VlanVnid: vlan0.Vxlan,
			})
			pulumi.Printf("Port attachment: %v", portattachment.URN())

			// There's no good way to handle this error, so we just log it and continue.
			// If this happens more than once then there's probably an issue with the code above
			if err != nil {
				log.Errorln("Error creating PortVlanAttachment: ", err)
			}
			return nil
		})

		// Get the IP address of the new node, eventually put it into DNS as well (or don't store it in the DB at all?)
		dev.Networks.ToDeviceNetworkArrayOutput().ApplyT(func(ips []metal.DeviceNetwork) pulumi.Output {
			for _, ip := range ips {
				parsedip := net.ParseIP(*ip.Address)
				if adminIPv6SubnetParsed.Contains(parsedip) {
					nodeInfo.IPAddr = parsedip.String()
					break
				}
			}
			return nil
		})

		//log.Debugf("%+v", nodeInfo)
		//		log.Debugf("%+v", vlan0)
		//		log.Debugf("%+v", dev)
		//log.Debugln(pulumi.All(dev.URN().ToStringOutput(), vlan0.URN().ToStringOutput()).ApplyT(func(args []interface{}) string {
		//	return fmt.Sprintf("URNS: %v %v", args...)
		// }))
		log.Errorf("%#v", pulumi.Sprintf("%#v", pulumi.Printf("URNs: %#v %#v", dev.URN().ToStringOutput(), vlan0.URN().ToStringOutput())))

		dbout := db.Create(&nodeInfo)
		if dbout.Error != nil {
			log.Errorln("Error inserting node info into DB: ", err)
			return err
		}

		// While it is slightly redundant to not just merge this return with whatever function came before,
		// It's good practice so that we can handle errors in future functions without modifications.
		return nil
	})